The Cruise - Already fed up with his cruise because the only woman showing interest in him is large and over-amorous, Hancock wrongly believes the ship is sinking, panics, and has to be locked up by the captain. Escaping, he and Sid attend the fancy dress ball. So does the amorous lady.

The Tycoon - Hancock's shares have plummeted in value - all except the East Cheam Building Society. Attending their shareholders' meeting, Hancock falls asleep and dreams that he owns half the world; but even in his dreams, Sid twists him.

The Baby Sitters - Hancock and Sid are employed as baby sitters in a plush modern house. After raiding the larder, arguing over the television, and failing to soothe the baby, they go to sleep - and don't notice a visit from two burglars.

The Emigrant - Hancock, disillusioned with life in East Cheam, determined to seek his fortune in the Colonies: Australia, for example, where the cattle walk about with 'dirty great diamonds sticking out of their hooves'. Unfortunately, Hancock finds himself in somewhat colder climes.

The Big Night - Despite the malevolent presence of Mrs Cravatte at the breakfast table, Hancock and Sid are in high spirits. For this is the weekend and Saturday-night fever is in the air. The East Cheam birds had better watch out, but Hancock's glad rags prove to be sadly inadequate.

The Poison Pen Letters - Hancock receives regular hate mail and complains to the police. Oddly, the poisonous letters have all been posted in the box right outside his front door. Whose is the twisted mind behind this well-informed vitriol? Binoculars raised, Hancock, Sid and the police sergeant mount an overnight watch on the post-box...

The Train Journey - Hancock's fellow passengers on the train to Giggleswick quickly get irritated by his efforts to enliven the long journey.

The Photographer - Having broken his ancient camera, Hancock invests in an expensive array of new equipment. His attempts at candid photography get him thrown out of a restaurant; and then Sid talks him into posing for a 'news' photo - on a high ledge...

Sid In Love - Sid has fallen in love with a clippie on the 93 bus route. Hancock's efforts to help cause chaos, and upset both the clippie and the driver - her husband.

The Ladies' Man - Hancock's success rate with the opposite sex has reached baffling new depths, so it's 100 guineas slapped on the counter of the Mayfair Charm School and waltzing lessons with Arthur Mullard. Marvellous fantasy sequences show the 'new' man in stylish action with the ladies.

4 specially selected episodes from the classic Hancock's Half Hour series penned by Alan Simpson and Ray Galton.

The Bedsitter - The boredom of a bedsitter land Sunday Afternoon seems unending until the phone rings and Svengali swings into action.

The Bowmans - When Old Joshua Merryweather is unceremoniously sacked from the cast of the Archers spoof, Hancock has only one thing on his mind.

The Radio Ham - Hancock picks up the desperate messages of a sinking yacht.

The Lift - The obstinate Hancock insists on barging into a crowded lift and is soon playing to a captive audience.