Hancock's Half Hour (TV scripts) by Ray Galton & Alan Simpson

Introduction

During the seven years 1954 - 1961 the character created by Tony Hancock and the writers Ray Galton and Alan Simpson became the most popular and admired comedian in the land. At his peak, in his 1961 television series, he was reaching a third of the population - a huge figure when we remember that the BBC was still fighting to win back some of the numbers it had lost to the ITV network. Better than Hancock's ratings was the quality of his success. Like all the great comedians he appealed to all levels. The depth and truth in his comedy went far below the surface joke of the funny man in baggy suits and astrakhan collar. The BBC recognised this by inviting Hancock to play the classic part of Gogol's Government Inspector. John Freeman, at the time a celebrated television interviewer of those who were eminent and interesting, invited Hancock to be opened up in his penetrating series, Face to Face. The recognition that Hancock was something exceptional lasted to the end of his life, and explained why when things began to go wrong for him and he was placing himself beyond the reach of rescue, he never lost the affectionate concern,he had earned. The public saw in his decline - by a fateful symmetry it lasted another seven years - the presence of authentic tragedy. When he died in 1968 the Hancock of the great achievement had already died. Let me recall how great it was.
He was born in Birmingham in 1924. When he was three the family moved to Bournemouth, where his father was successful enough as publican and part-time entertainer to send him to boarding and then public school. When he was 15, the war broke out. He decided he had had enough of school, a decision which may have been right for the stagestruck boy he was but which, typically, the man he became regretted, feeling that his education had been incomplete. The comic Hancock creation spent the war parachuting behind the German lines, driving his tank single-handed for Berlin, leading daring submarine raids on Nazi battleship bases. The real Hancock joined the R.A.F., shifted to entertainment, and toured the fronts for three years with Ralph Reader's Number Nine Gang Show. When peace came he had his share of the touring comedian's world of tatty digs, sharp-tongued landladies and vile food, eventually taking his turn as resident comic at the Windmill. He got into radio, in the early Fifties still the country's biggest and most popular source of entertainment, by way of 'Workers' Playtime', a modest lunchtime variety session aimed at factory canteen lunch-breaks, and 'Happy Go Lucky', a series with the comedian Derek Roy. This was important for him because he met Roy's writers, the two very young newcomers Galton and Simpson, both aged twenty.
In 1950 Hancock shot to the top in 'Educating Archie', a comedy series built round the dummy created by the ventriloquist Peter Brough. Roy Speer, its producer, had spotted a quality in Hancock that marked him from others; he was more of a comic actor than a straight comedian. Speer brought him in as tutor to Archie, the supposed schoolboy. In this part Hancock was not the first, but he was the best, responding to scripts (by Eric Sykes) in which he was a teacher who felt that the job of instructing a wooden dummy was beneath him. The beginnings of the Hancock creation, with its seedy grandiloquence and boastful, dashed pretensions, appeared here. Hancock had arrived. And as so often happens to entertainers (actors are luckier because the public does not expect to see them in more than one play at a time) he was promptly and recklessly overworked.
Jack Hylton signed him up for a twicenightly revue in London and Blackpool, and though Hancock came to dread the repetition, and hoisted distress signals by drinking noticeably too much, they seem to have gone unnoticed. His managers let him carry on with twice-nightly revue until 1956. Thereafter he was able to concentrate on 'Hancock's Half Hour', which had established a huge success on radio and was about to take him to a success on TV beyond anything he or his writers could have dreamed of.
Galton and Simpson had begun to write for him in 'Calling All Forces'. In 1954 the three of them were ready for the so far unattempted adventure of trying comedy about people, with a story that would run half an hour without musical interludes, guest stars, gags, funny voices and catchphrases. In the beginning it could not altogether give up the last two, simply because the certain laugh they got couldn't be thrown away overnight. But the qualities that would make the series grow were there from the start, though they had to wait for television, slower and closer to the pace of real life, before they blossomed into the richly natural comedy everyone remembers.
The essential quality of Hancock, Galton and Simpson was that they held a consistent point of view about the world and wanted their work to express it. It was never enough just to get a laugh. They shared a view of comedy as rooted in an honest, rueful, sympathetic stare at reality, which Hancock's whole career was a steady process of examining and refining. He and they saw the funny side of yearning and failure. From his beginning to his end he retained in his theatre act the bad impersonations of film stars as done by a ham who didn't know they were bad. He loved old actor jokes, stories of disasters brazened out, of indignities heaped on the dignified, of the blustering self-confidence that was leaking away inside. None of us has ever bought a car, planned a holiday, got married, ordered a meal, played a sport, and so on without end, without doing at least some of them in the Hancock style of putting a brave face on a hopeless situation while keeping absolutely unshaken the conviction that it's all a ridiculous mistake, we aren't that kind of person at all. It is the comic fantasy at the heart of golf, a game kept going by every bad player's belief that he's a good one who, for some reason he can't explain, is off his game that day, though he'll be on it tomorrow. And this self-deception is the basis of the oldest and funniest of man's consoling jokes. Hancock brought to it the sharpness that kept pathos at bay. There was never a touch of pathos about Hancock's performance. He was an aggressive, vainglorious mug, redeemed by a defiant stoicism.
How much of the character was in the man? He was in the three of them. Galton and Simpson shared his vision of the comic, revered writers and comedians who enlarged it - Sid Field, W. C. Fields, Will Hay, James Thurber, Stephen Leacock (a fertiliser of every one of the better writing talents in broadcasting comedy) and, at first without knowing it, Dickens, from whom they borrowed the use of fantastic, unexpected, precise imagery. 'Models, all bones and salt cellars.' 'I've got toes like globe artichokes.'
Hancock the character's cultural allusions came from Galton and Simpson's own frenzied catching up on their reading in the sanatorium where they had met as TB patients. Hancock the person used to shut himself in his room struggling to take in Kant. They were all eternally amused by the same joke, the collapse of the grand into the ungrammatical and baffled. As the following scripts so abundantly illustrate, they built a whole person, inflated and coloured by a funny, melancholy, outrageous clown who served and was nourished by two exceptionally gifted young writers.
The TV scripts retained at first the radio characters created by Hancock and Sid James. It was never quite clear what Hancock was supposed to be. His life support system sometimes he was a ham actor, sometimes a would-be councillor, sometimes an old Desert Rat - was left as vague as Mr. Pickwick's. Sid James, a South African actor with a seamed and craggy face that everyone liked, was the earthy realist, short of any kind of culture, a crudely materialistic deflator of Hancock's aspirations for a more noble life. Here they are in 'The Reunion Party'. Hancock is awaiting three old comrades from the War. Sid deplores this morbid clinging to the past:
 
Tony:
It's not a question of clinging to the past. It was the wonderful feeling we had in those days. A bunch of young chaps, thrown together from all walks of life, were joined together with a sense of purpose, mutual respect . . .
Sid:
Well I don't know what sort of regiment you were in mate, but it wasn't like that in mine. As soon as the shells started coming over we disintegrated. First bloke on the motor bike was off, never mind about the others.
Tony:
Well it wasn't like that with us. It was one for all and all for one . . . Beautiful friendships were formed in those days, born in the heat of battle, and forged in the plonk bars of Cairo. The four of us, like quads we were . . . Smudger Smith, Ginger Johnson, Chalky White and me.
Sid:
Kippers Hancock.
Tony:
How did you know they called me Kippers?
Sid:
With your feet what else could they call you?
Tony:
The condition of my feet in those days was quite different to what they are today. Chasing the Hun across Europe, that was what flattened these, mate . . . as far as I'm concerned, my feet represent a war wound.
 
And on it goes, laconic, quiet lines without a gag in them, two men talking in the living room, the laughter welling unforced out of character reacting to situation. The series ran until 1961. Then Hancock decided it was time to move on from Railway Cuttings, East Cheam, and the James-Hancock characters. Some show business writers simplified his motives into one of the Hollywood backstage musical plots - boy meets boy, they make good, one becomes a star and ditches the other. The only resemblance between the myth and the facts was in the star's growing reliance on drink as comforter and unwinder. He insisted there was nothing left to say about East Cheam. He did not want to stay fixed as half a double act - not because he was vain, as the myth implied, but because he was a creative artist driven by the itch to stretch his talent. He went on to prove that his judgment was quite right. The series he made on his own, the last that Galton and Simpson wrote for him, contained the best comedy he ever did.
I suppose most of us would pick `The Blood Donor' as the best of the best. It had a very neat, circular plot. (As with all their most successful scripts the writers had thought of the ending first.) Hancock volunteered to give some blood, complacently learned that his was from a very rare group, fainted as the needle went in, revived to have a fatuously learned conversation with Hugh Lloyd as another donor, drove the doctor crazy by telephoning to ask who'd been given his blood, finally had it put back in himself after gashing his hand on a bread knife. The complete Hancock-Galton-Simpson creation was in it. And if I had to choose a passage that illustrated the hopeful, truculent, blusterer and the writers' gift for finding the sudden, vivid, unexpected, ludicrous mental image, I could pick no better than the following:
 
Doctor:
I've just taken a small sample to test.
Tony:
A sample? How much do you want then?
Doctor:
A pint, of course.
Tony:
A pint? Have you gone raving mad? Oh, well, of course . . . I mean, you must be joking.
Doctor:
A pint is a perfectly normal quantity to take.
Tony:
You don't seriously expect me to believe that. I mean, I came in here in all good faith to help my country. I don't mind giving a reasonable amount, but a pint . . . why that's very nearly an armful. I'm sorry. I'm not walking around with an empty arm for anybody . . . No, I'm sorry, I've been misinformed, I've made a mistake . . . I'll do something else, I'll be a traffic warden.
 
Those who saw it will not read these lines without hearing the voice and seeing his face. His physical presence was so right for the words that it is impossible to imagine the scripts ever being revived with some sub-Hancockian comedian playing his part. Indeed, when we come to consider the ending to it all, it is impossible not to wonder if the long and close involvement of the man with the character was a major cause of it.
In real life Hancock was a serious, untidy, introspective person, sometimes marvellous fun to be with but too much of a worrier, a sensitive perfectionist, to enjoy his success. He never thought of himself as successful. He didn't like himself very much. He believed he was unattractive and awkward. He identified with the quarry, never with the hunters. His huge earnings worried his sense of social justice. Too often his escape from anxieties and tensions was by way of the bottom of an upturned glass; the strings of girls, fast cars, yachts and racehorses were never for him, except as part of the comic world he and his writers had built. He had an unshakable sense of general doom.
Accepting what everyone concerned with his career agreed, that the scripts were to a very large extent about Hancock, one can imagine the effect on a man of his temperament of this prolonged and searching examination. It is not surprising that in addition to the normally mixed feelings of the actor about writers (part gratitude for the words, part resentment against seeming to be their creature) he should have felt that they were moving in and taking possession. Seven years! Given the concentrated stare of a half-hour script they amount to another lifetime. This is why I could never see in his break with Galton and Simpson the vanity suggested by the myth. It could have been a desperate wrench to recover himself.
The fact is he paid a price for doing the Hancock we remember. He had his share of bad luck. He was unlucky to have got himself trapped in the destructive theatre revues. His marriage was unlucky, for his wife (who was unluckier still) soon gave up hope of controlling his drinking and joined him at it, according to his biographers in the only book about him that we have.
We might add that he was unlucky to be one of the handful that cannot use drink sensibly. He was unlucky to have succeeded so hugely in television, a medium that depends on repetition to entertain an audience that always prefers what it had last time. I know no writer and performer who has not been urged to repeat a success and discouraged from trying anything new - including Galton and Simpson, whose 'Steptoe and Son' about a pair of junk men was really a reworking of the James-Hancock situation, deeper and more realistic because it was written for actors.
Finally, he was unlucky that when he tried to move on he wasn't successful, partly because he never found writers who could light him up as splendidly as Galton and Simpson, partly because the drinking had begun to eat away at his performance. When I last saw him, in a one-man show from the Festival Hall, London, he seemed badgered, frustrated, as though his mind would no longer obey his will. He seemed to know that the drive to perfect his talent had gone too far wrong for him to be able to get it back. When he killed himself in Australia in 1968, he was only 44 but the news evoked more pity than shock.
His memorial is in this selection of scripts, from a total of 101 for radio and 63 for TV. To read them more than ten years after their first performances is to rediscover with joy that Galton and Simpson when still in their early twenties were writing some of the most gloriously funny low comedy in the language. It is not given to television to create immortals; but here in these pages a fine comedian, one of our finest, still lives.
Peter Black

As you can see, from the picture at the top of this page, there were two publications of this particular book. They date from: 1974 to 1975, and are as follows:

1st, The Woburn Press, hardback, published in 1974

2nd, Futura Publications Ltd, paperback, published in 1975

 

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